1: Replace PSU in network storage, send email stating power restored. Email replies from other staff recommend shutting it down because of velociraptors.
2: Unix admin responds with “This is a UNIX system, I know this!”
3: Spend all of Friday compiling the software shown in that scene of Jurassic Park on an ancient SGI box and trying to get it to display on modern systems. (fsn)
Rich in knowledge, poor in cash.
